Every week I deal with what I initially thought was a Pregna Donna*. However, I now realize that she has been misdiagnosed, and is in reality, a Pregzilla. Surely you're heard of Bridezillas? (and yes, I'm pretty sure she was one of those as well) Well, if you have, Pregzilla needs no explanation.
Not only does this girl want the universe to revolve around her unnecessarily, she wants it to revolve around her NOW and at DOUBLE the speed of light DAMMIT. If this does not occur, you will pay. It doesn't even have to be your fault. Her midday snack could be causing her heartburn, but by GOD, this means the pregnancy isn't perfect, therefore the universe must have shifted its attention to someone else, and you are going to pay for it!
Since Pregzilla takes joy in causing others grief, and in fact, brags about it, there's no telling what wonderful torture she's cooked up for you. The kicker is, you rarely know what happened to incur the wrath, and it lasts for a week or more.
It's getting s o f * * * i n g e x h a u s t i n g. I get to watch her moan about how awful pregnancy is, and how she can't manage simple tasks because (stage whisper) "she's pregnant." She does this all while rubbing her non-existent belly and grimacing. But that I can handle. What I can't handle is that on TOP of that she treats me and others like dirt and causes so much anxiety for everyone else! It's so tiring to make sure Pregzilla realizes that she doesn't affect me. So she's a double whammy. I deal with that awful burn in the pit of my belly when I see her that says, "You can't do this. You can't watch another person conceive and deliver a beautiful child while you still wait." But I also get the anxious jitters that say, "How is she going to treat you today? How will you deal with it?"
I seriously get this insane urge to give her a kick in the head. But I don't think I'm flexible enough to lift my leg that high...
Some people just friggen suck.
*Thanks to Bea at Infertile Fantasies for the term.
The Joys of Pregnancy?
Update Thursday, September 20, 2007 at 5:42 PM.
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